Country Chat

Country Chat

When you're filling in your Euro forms, remember to spread plenty of
guff on them.

Here's a little advice while you're at it, don't use Tippex. If the
figures stink like billy-o, so that even the townies could sniff
something other than their own arses when they're giving them a gander,
just rip 'em up.

Wait till a new lot comes through, and they'll be all the stronger for
it.

Well, cheerie-bye for now and keep on fiddling.

2002