Jack Rabbit vs. Man...

...what a Jack Rabbit WILL do that MAN won't:
01) It won't make you wait for the "blue pill" to kick in.
02) It won't sting when you pee the day after using it.
03) It won't complain about a hard day and go limp.
04) It won't scream another woman's name.
05) It won't ask if it can bring "friends" over to join in.
06) Even if the batteries are dead, it's still functional.
07) It won't "accidentally" go in the wrong hole.
08) It won't skip foreplay and ejaculate all over the bed.
09) It won't bring a mini cam to the bed.
10) You won't be embarrassed if someone comes home unexpectedly.