Mmmm! YUMMY!

I don't intend to eat you,
But if you push me way too hard,
I'll squish your head, rip off your flesh,
&; fry it all in lard.

I don't intend to eat you,
So I shall grit my teeth again,
Pretend I never so you,
Let you leave my den unslaine.

I don't intend to eat you,
But you do smell rather nice,
I could mix you up with sauces,
With a side bowl full of rice.

You know, I might just like a nibble,
Find out what your like to taste.
But I hope no one is looking,
So I better had make haste.

Mmmm! Yummy!