Some Limericks

Three Limericks

There was a young man from Chester
Who was rather partial to Red Leicester
If he needed a bite
In the middle of the night
He'd take some from under his sou'wester

There once was a lady from Leeds
Who did such terrible deeds
She burgled a house
And murdered her spouse
And buried him under the reeds

The once was a pirate called Frank
Whose ship got a hole and sank
He decided to swim
But said with a grin
I'd be better off walking the plank