Now What

Unusually cold winter in Kentucky and with outside work to do, I
decided to go to the local Wal-Mart for heavy duty outside
coveralls.

I selected a pair to try on. As i pulled them up over my pants they
were feeling a little snug. One arm in then the other and a zip up,
well I thought i'm going to need a size bigger.

Zipper down , I can't get my arm out. I got them on , I should be able
to get them off. I HAVE TO GET THEM OFF. okay calm down and
think.

Suddenly I remembered that I had a pocket knife in my pants. I'll cut
them off pay for them, and get outta here. Now I find I can't get my
hand into my pants pocket. I'm turning in circles trying to get out of
these coveralls.

(By the way turning in circles dosen't work either.) After what seemed
like an eternity the
young sales girl knocked on the door.---Sir are you okay in
there.---I'll be out in a moment I said---alright then, I thought you
might be haveing problems with the coveralls.
We had to cut a pair off a guy last week.

Red faced and sweaty, I opened the door ---i thought so she said, and
helped me to get them off.

Coveralls should come with a big red warning tag plastered on the
front. DO NOT TRY THESE ON IF YOU ARE ALONE. It would save folks a lot
of embarrasment.

So for the time being, the ones you are about to try on, PUT THAT PAIR
BACK THEY WON'T FIT AND GET A BIGGER SIZE.