Russell chapter 2 house husband

Chapter 2 

House husband 

I tell you what going up this hill is getting hard I can hardly get my breath . On top of that I am sweating like a metropolitan police officer in front of an all female jury. 

Well the police are trying there best to modernise like what It says so on the news . 

Female police officers honestly I am not use to them how are they meant to tackle a weightlifter  ex con with less of the ex straight out of Pankhurst. 

 Still they have those tasers but they only seem to use them on mentals then they up in court saying “ I did nt know he was one of them but he looked dangerous “ it’s funny that’s it’s mainly black lads they use it on. Seems to me they are just trying to explain themselves why they are stressed out and having a moment in public “ 

I wo nt believe the police are racist I mean they have they two hour video classes telling em not to be so no way they can be racist.  I mean we never had that training in the garage and we were alway alright with foreigners and I do nt mean off the books. 

I remember one day in the garage a female police officer called round to see dodgy Terry she was dead nice looking to. Well he were dead excited trouble was it turned out she was a real one. 

Paul’s giving up work , bloody hell ! He wants to be a house husband for the baby and Sandra’s alright with it. 

I said Sandra your mum would never let me get away with that. She said it’s alright dad we made loads of money of off bitcoin. I said you want to watch your self you can nt live off of Monopoly money.

Well then she said if that falls though I earn more than enough. She’s educated you see , she was first one in the family to get Alevels we were dead proud we took her out to the curry house in the next village  to celebrate we were even invited the neighbours and we do nt even like them. 

Well she did nt stop their next it were college then uni she said the girls their were all stuck up and owned ponies and their dads all worked in banks and voted Tory. They were all southern proper soft needed an umbrella when it rained . Anyway she did nt care about any of that she use to see a posh rugby lad and he got her on a post graduation program now she earns more than any of them stuck up pony owning cows. 

Before all that she backpacked round Africa and India before she graduated with a hippy girl called somate posh like Trinny. I was worried she was going to waste all that education. 

I said do nt waste your bloody time with them rich hippies doing drugs as far away from their family as they can get worse than ones you see out side the dole office. 

She said she meet these stoned yanks in the desert near Cairo she, d meet em before somewhere . She said “ where’s your other mate? “ they said they d got high in the desert 3 days ago and they d not seen him since. 

I wonder if he ever turned up any how these lads knew  this young South African nutter they got her a job with his years later somta to do with cars and rockets all goes over my head. 

Anyway she earns a packet I do nt know why she stays round here it’s shit I d go Australia pubs stay open till 6 in the morning their paradise and it does rain all the time.

Anyway as I was saying if Paul wants to change nannies that’s his business it’s not like he’s a wimp he’s 6 foot 8 I would nt want to spill his pint , mind he does nt  drink and he’s vegan , pain in the arse at Christmas but you adjust he loves Sandra and the baby that’s what counts he’s a good lad even if he votes green I tell him it’s a wasted vote but he wo nt listen they both know their own mind I say good luck to them