Goalie Lines

Foreign Goalkeepers

Kostelnik kicks like a girl
Chilavert has a corpulent frame
Lindenberger flaps like an acrobat
Pfaff has an amusing name

Konsel has knee-length jodpers
Wohlfahrt brings flatulence to mind
Ettori is a short arse
Waldir Peres could be blind

Schumacher has a mullet
Whilst Barthez is a coot
Quiroga is crazy
Higuita's friends - don't shoot!

Technicolour Campos
And Pink shirted Buffon
Lung is what you breathe through
Ducadam lost his arm

Why would anyone know
Of the attire of Joel Bats
Such trivia is the staple
Of trainspotter football stats