Killing Time

Democracy IV (Midnight Mass)

On the couch with remote in hand
Because the wife was in bed early
Watching programme on a band
Singer born John, now called Shirley

Got bored and flicked swiftly over
To bloke called Margera, first name Bam
Then balding git having sex with Rover
Then lesbians in strawberry jam

Pole reunited with missing pa
'Steve-O' takes staples in the ass
Posh documentary on Yo-Yo Ma
This passes now for Midnight Mass