Universal Education

Higher Education

Plaintive thoughts x-press
The literary canon
From Belloc to Hesse
Or political works of Aristotle &; Hess

Greatest Erudition
With Mathematical Precision
A Joy to Assess
The latest creation of Pizza Express

Wool-packed Literal
Too simplistic to undress
Thy thoughts proclaim
The squat little bourgeois crying 'I want fame!'

Extrrreme Prrretention
And my own benevolent Guardian
Would always consider it money well spent
To wear black polo neck for Observer supplement