Man Utd FC: Join us today!

Man United FC: Join us today

Come join us today, no details required
Just pull on the shirt and you will be hired
Bolton, Bermuda, Barnsley or Beijing
Your home doesn't matter, we're in this to win

The players are deadly; they'll always get goals
To name a couple, we've Yorke and Scholes
Then there's Giggs who's pacey and Beckham who's mean
All led by their captain, courageous Roy Keane

They'll win you the league each year without fail
With each time different they'll never go stale.
But don't feel guilty if you can't make the game
You have commitments you're not to blame

Just sit down, relax, have a cup of tea
And as you drink from the merchandise of Man U FC
Spare a thought for the boys and your duty is done
But let's not be silly, we all know they've won

So the bandwagon is waiting, forget all your quarrels
It's trauma and heartache or guaranteed laurels
Life's hard enough, but the Red Devil way
Will bring you fulfilment so join us today!