Designer vaginas

Designer vaginas are now what define us
according to the latest ad campaign
so surprise your new boyfriend, with a little new toy, friend
your sex life will never be the same

you may need it tighter, or a little bit lighter
it might be a little too big
or it might be too old, or a little too bald
so why not try our vagina wigs

you can have it more hairy or a little bit scary
to match your designer bust
or if the silken slit might not quite fit
why not come to clits'r'us

you may like it curly, a little bit twirly
have you ever considered a perm?
imagine the delight, when they see your highlights
on the faces of those cute little sperm

you can dye it blue, red and white too
wear your patriotic hole with pride
and imagine the shag, when you raise the flag
up that patriotic flagpole inside

and we can fix it, if when someone licks it,
it feels a little sore,
and in addition to fuck, we can make it suck
in fact, vacuum the living room floor

so do what's right, come tonight
if only for your health
because when you come to us, the biggest plus
is you're sure to cum yourself