Certificate 15
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Today I Was Thinking About .........

Have been thinking recently about injustices in the world. One of the things I thought about was women in poor countries in the world, who have to...
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In Brief
Are you always a bit too late? Usually settle for the second rate? Find yourself booted through the garden gate? Dangled by life like a piece of bait...
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Eccentricity
I suspect that 'eccentric' appearance or behaviour these days is often manufactured to create an effect, but my childhood experience of these things...
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- 364 reads
ALL lives matter.

My Son Daniel came home for dinner on Sunday and he told us this story. “This happened recently, I was in Fred’s car he was giving me a lift to work...
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Nelf
Let me give you my dawn, whether you want it or not, like my new self, alike a kite in a vacant, hollow sky. It came lard-like between the sprick and...
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The Hangover
I woke up with a brain in smog. Muzzle like a rabid dog. Stumbled down into the bog. Sat for a while, without a log. Legs creaking; a rusty cog. The...
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Immortality
Don't worry. No need to hurry. Just live on a diet of yogurt and blueberry. They'll never need your body to bury... Because you'll be crossing the...
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The Lout
Arnold Sidebottom was a bit of a lout. A face like a dog, with a pig's snout. Long arms and body stout. He couldn't walk down the street without...
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WHAT?????

I have just read on Sky News, that a “Paranoid Schizophrenic who slit a girl’s throat is cleared of murder.” The Paranoid Schizophrenic, was sitting...
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A Good Pint
Let's go tut pub for a pint of ale. It's not that bad; no need to wail. If toilet's flooded, paper boats we can sail. If urinal stinks, we can deeply...
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