The Seagulls End
By The royster
Fri, 10 Aug 2012
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Sitting high upon the cliff,
Gazing out to sea
A seagull circling high above
Was looking down on me
I had a sandwich in my hand
About to take a bite
The bugger swooped and pinched the lot
The greedy little shite.
Angry, Hungry, well pissed off
Revenge was on my mind
I looked into my picnic bag
To see what I could find
A piece of cake from my last trip
He’ll think it looks like bread
Then as he dived to pinch that too
I shot the bastard dead.
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Made me laugh. Might be
Made me laugh. Might be worth working on the second verse a little to get it as perfect as the first.
Rob
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Thats terrible Roy! After u
Permalink Submitted by Linda Wigzell Cress on
Thats terrible Roy! After u being so kind to pigeons!And me reading this having me brekkie overlooking sea on me holidays! Nearly choked meself! Very funny!
Linda
Linda
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Loved this;-) Tina
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Loved this;-)
Tina
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You gave me a laugh with
Permalink Submitted by skinner_jennifer on
You gave me a laugh with this poem Roy. Jenny.
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