Oh Tony

What have you done

 I smell the blood of the English men

stop playing at giant

you ve been naughty

and you need to explain what you ve done

to the whole school

 

You went along with the school bully on his little crusade

Playing at which oil patch to invade

none of us really cared when your old mate liked to kiss the girls and run away

he was a naughty boy

but he did nt want to play at soldiers or cowboy all the time

and the exchange students liked him more too

now they are anrgy at the school too

and that simple child Nigel wo nt play ball with them

 

Then you left poor George to carry the can

Are you a boy or are  you a man

look at Angela school their the children  have still have all their pocket money

 

Now David and his bully boys

Play starve the poor and blame the poor

And the poor old scots do nt want to play anymore

 

“Can we have are ball back”

Only if you give us a pound

The sons of a roof mender like to expound

 

The realm is splitting

That dirty boy Nigel is spitting

And oh my acheing sides there not splitting

tell the whole school want you ve done

its effected the school budget do nt you know

 

Say you are sorry

Go on say you are sorry

We are all feed up of playing

Red lorry red lorry, blue lorry,blue lorry blue sodding lorry

its your fault and the other children do nt want play anymore

its very childish

 

You let them win

Now none of the children can play

Doctors and nurses

Fulltime fireman

Public servant

And that weird boy david

Fat a bit simple

God knows how he got that good looking girlfriend

Fat posh boy with a rich mummy and daddy

Keeps saiding he wants to hug a hoodie

And talks in a stilted way like an alien off star trek

 

Hes a bit weird

Wants to put everything back the way  none of the children like it

And turn off the television

You know the good channel

The one the children pay for

They like it cause it does nt lie to them

Or talk down to them

Or try and sell them stuff they do nt need

Thats why that George boy

You know son of those overbearing wallpaper sellers

Likes to bang on about how he went to Eton

You know

Yes you do

Do nt pretend

Stop  acting dumb

Look none of the other children like him

Got booed at in assembly

See you do remember

That was school games day

And the school did really well

And we were all really happy and we forgot about the mess you made for a bit

 

You let the rich boys take all the marbles

Your an  idiot

Sorry you are sorry

 

No really mean it this time

Say you are  sorry

So help me say you are sorry

Come on lad cat got you tougue

 

Can nt just say you are sorry after all you’ve done

You make me sick what would your uncle Beavan say

“ tell the truth lad”

 

What about uncle Benn

Looking down from heaven

And you can nt even say you are sorry

You ve left all the children in a right mess

 

You just stare at the wall and think about what you ve done