Dear Friend From Afar- Pen Pal Letter

Hello my eurpean pen pal Anton,

It was so nice hearing from you!

Althougth I said email is not really my thing, and I know  I said I wouldn't slide in your dms and  I would actually write you a letter, so here it is...

I am currently heavily under the influnce of an organic substance we  commonly use recreationally here in the US

I loved the pictures yous sent, but maybe next time a text will due!

My great aunt said to tell your mother that  she loves her recipe, and that shees filling out her jeans in ways she's nevers seen before

It hurt my eyes reading that sentence

Well bye for now!

Sincerley,

Your wise and grounded American friend