Children's

My Sick Little Monster

On most days my little monster wakes up bright and early. He terrorizes from sunrise to sunset. He brakes and throws, watch out he even stomps on toes.

ALICE & MATILDA VS THE ZORIOUS BAZOO: Chapter 5: The Zorious Bazoo

Chapter 5 in which the girls get their freedom, the ribbits get their revenge, and you, reader, get to climb into bed before midnight for a change...

ALICE & MATILDA VS THE ZORIOUS BAZOO: Chapter 4: Rhyme and Reason

Chapter 4. WARNING! This chapter contains rhyming, trickery, tantrums, bearded badgeroos, foot odour, and ever deepening shades of murple...

ALICE & MATILDA VS THE ZORIOUS BAZOO: Chapter 3: Rules, Rants and Ribbits

Chapter 3 in which the girls are introduced to the rules of the rhyming contest, and we are introduced to the Five Anger Levels of Furious Steve...

ALICE & MATILDA VS THE ZORIOUS BAZOO: Chapter 2: The Bazoolah

Chapter 2 in which the girls are trapped underground by a horrid creature with a penchant for rhyming...

The Goober

Are his parent’s right? Is the Goober nothing but a figment of his imagination? Or perhaps he really has eaten too much cheese…

ALICE & MATILDA VS THE ZORIOUS BAZOO: Chapter 1: The Rabbit's Nest

This is a story about how two young girls - Alice and Matilda - came to be captured by something called a Bazoo. I shouldn't be too worried though. The girls can be clever. Quite clever indeed...

FACES children's story

Ever since daddy moved away mommy always washes the dishes, instead of using the dishwasher. Then she attacks the kitchen floor with a flying mop, like right now.

AUTHOR'S DAY story

Each child’s ear opened wider than the ocean, not wishing to miss a word. They squirmed in their seats waiting to ask a bucket full of questions.

PERRY PARTRIDGE story

This time they walked across Pretty Pasture. Then they rushed past Lightning Tree. “Long ago, a crooked arrow came from the sky, “ HOOTY said. “And bent that tree.”