Children's

Chapter 1. Wine Blood

children's humour and horror.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

A play for kids that had a good 3 wk run in London

My Light and My Salvation

A simple child-like song about Jesus

Captain P McFarlane

Captain P. McFarlane Was a pilot of some standing. He was great at flying Aeroplanes But not too good at landing. He let his concentration slip...

Lots of pence

Sing a song of lots of pence A pocket full of cash. But if you haven't got much sense You might do something rash! There are some folk who've won the...

Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock The mouse ran up the clock, The clock struck nine With a very loud chime And the mouse got a terrible shock. Hickory Dockory...

Wee willie winkie

Wee Willie Winkie Ran through the town. Here, there and everywhere, With his trousers down! The girls who saw this streak show Thought he looked...

On the Beach

It was one of those rare hot days in East Lothian, when people donned their swimwear and raced onto the sand with windbreakers, buckets and spades. I...

Sleeping beauty

with further appologies to the late great RD

Rapunzel

sorry mr dahl sir