Cry Haddock!

By xxxxxxxxx

Sun, 12 Sep 2004
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Cry Haddock!

And Captain Birdseye, ranging for revenge,

With Flounders by his side come hot from grill,

Shall in these waters, with a Pollock's voice,

Cry "Haddock!" and let's slit the nets of yore.

That this foul deep shall smell above the earth

With carrion cod, groaning for burial.

(thanks to Mr. S!)

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