Virtual Pussy

VIRTUAL PUSSY.
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I have a virtual feline pet.
Tomato is his name.
He lives inside my mobile phone,
under 'Menu' - 'Options' - 'Game'
I feed him virtual Kit-e-Kat,
as I check on his progress chart.
His I.Q. isn't massive,
but he has a healthy heart.
Physically small but stocky,
he works-out everyday.
Sexual orientation?
I really couldn't say.
He's beige and red in colour,
with a patch over one eye.
I charge my batteries daily,
as I don't want him to die.
I take him on my travels,
in a pocket lined with fur.
Fake, I'm bound to mention,
like my virtual kittens purr.
My friends say I'm obsessive!
I staunchly disagree.
I have little time to argue,
my furry pussy needs to pee.