Li'l Diddy

there's a yeti in my bedroom
higgle de waah
there's a yeti in my bedroom
why's that Pah?
son, that aint no yeti,
that there's your mother-sister Betty
We was thinking of breeding y's and selling off the offspring so's we
can buy a
car.

there's a stump-knee in the toilet
higgle de waah
there's a stump-a-knee in the toilet
Why's that Pa?
Son that aint no gump-knee
That's there's was man from the phone company
Done threatened to cut us off if we dint see our way to paying our
bill

there's a zombie up the chimnee
higgle de waah
there's a zombie up the chimnee
why's that Pa?
son that aint no zombie, That there's your late uncle Murthur
Chromby
We jus' smoking him up a bit to give a bit o' flavour y' hear.

there's an ugly freaky deformed mutant gargoyle out the window
higgle de waah
there's an ugly freaky deformed mutant gargoyle out the window
why's that Pa?
Son...

Son, see that aint no window
That there's what we be callin a mirror.