Psycho Stalker Person - ME&;#063;

Psycho Stalker Person - Me?

I'm not really stalking you. I'm mean, it's not like I know you credit
card number or anything - I'm not THAT obsessed. Am I?

Well, so maybe I do eavesdrop on your conversations.
Maybe&;#8230;

But I don't know exactly where you live, I've only narrowed it down to
two possible houses, same with your phone number actually. If I was
really obsessed then I would have phoned you up. Yea&;#8230; okay,
so I'm working on that one.

The problem with ME, is that when I meet someone I want to know
everything about them and instantly. I don't want to bother with the
small talk and the pleasantries, I'm not refined and I hate social
etiquette. So if you don't tell me everything then I'll have to just
stalk you and harass you until I find out. Okay?

If I know everything to begin with then I won't pre-judge. I'll never
fall in love with the 'wrong' person. I'll never have panic because I
don't know what to buy you for Christmas and I won't forget your
birthday. I'll never forget your birthday. In fact I've never, ever
forgotten anybody's birthday - except on purpose because they were
really annoying me.

So actually, being a psycho stalker person is pretty good isn't it?
Sure, you might find it annoying for the first few weeks, but once I've
sucked out enough information and I can safely deduce that you're not
gonna kill me then it's all peachy, right? Then everything can settle
down and we can be relaxed together. It's not that I don't trust you -
it's just ME.

And I'm not really stalking you.