Play by Play of How Much This Guy Reaks

4.51: Oh, my God. He reaks soo badly, I feel like yaking. It's like
a wet towel or BO. It's so disgusting. Maybe it's his shoes. Like they
got wet and are drying in his hot shoe pit? Man, this sucks.

4.53: K, he just got up and left. The smell is gone now, so it's got to
be him.

4.54: Oh shit! He just came back. My god. I think he went for a smoke
in the hot sun, it fucking reaks! How could anyone do this to another
person. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I can feel bile in my throat right now.

4.55: Jesus god, could anything smell this bad? It's like a dead, wet
cat.

4.56: If I murdered him, would it be self defense? The pure olfactory
death storm he's emitting could send anyone to the hospital, why should
I put up with this shit?

4.57: I just told him he smells and he's staring at me as I write this.
K, now he just asked me what I was writing. "You're writing about me
aren't you? Let me see, Holy shit, you're writing the words as they
come out of my mouth and it's all about how much I smell. You bastard!
Stop it! Stop it righhahkgdhg;lkhk;klfm