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Porno channels,
Have you cleaned up, buddy?
Better fetch a clean flannel!
There's so much mess!
And so little time!
You hear your wife's car on the drive!
This surely is a sign!

Go out the window!
Bar up the doors!
The kids are coming from school,
And they're gonna see daddy watching porn!
This isn't the responsibility that adults should have to take,
Better hide all the dirty mags!
Burn all those floppy discs with those busty blondes!
And delete all the brunette slags!

Oh what were you thinking?
When you used your wife's credit card?
Didn't you think she was gonna find out?
When the bank gave her no regards?
You've been spending all your time doing this,
You're even jerking in the car?
Well if you're so addicted to sex?
Then you should become a porno star!