Cumulative Vexation

Angry

The computer lost my essay
On Hume
I threw the bastard
Across the room
The clock is ticking
It never ceases
I'll smash the fucker
Into pieces

Stiff formality
Wi' vatis and mutis
Wake up late
Forget your butties
Perverts sniffing
'Round your daughters
Nail 'em up
Pour encourager les autres

While making holes
To attach a shelf
Drill too large
Turn on yourself
But better still
Think of others
Like charlatans
Disguised as brothers

The bank has 'rightly'
Over-charged
Make THEM pay
With wounds enlarged
By the axe
You skilfully wield
Top rate tax
Increase your yield

The drug addled
Like beelzebubs
The debt saddled
Form big gun clubs
Beauty Salons
Like witches covens
Cock your pistols
Fire the ovens