FETISH FREAKS

FETISH FREAKS

We've tried sado-masochistic bondage
We've both been tied up and strapped down for hours
Using whips, chains, spikes and our own dungeon cage
Where we even tried out golden showers,.
We've had public sex on the Matterhorn,
Been through all of the Kama Sutra twice
And done home made video hardcore porn
And now I think it would be really nice
To put away our basques and suspenders,
To just kiss and cuddle up by the fire
Holding hands while we're watching Eastenders
Is it friend or fetish that I admire?
I fell for her because she does all this stuff
But now I want love. Sex isn't enough.

We can't see past our dominatrix gear
I forget what she's like underneath now
She experiments without fuss or fear.
When we met I was worried about how
She might feel about wet tee shirts, Swapping
Parties, inviting people to watch us
But she was so turned on there's no stopping
Us, and now I have to stop to discuss
Feelings which seem more sordid and perverse
Than erotic, exotic games we've played
Like when she came for me dressed as a nurse
But will she like the fantasy I've made
Up, which involves giving fetishes the shove
And instead of hard sex, we just make love.

Arthur Chappell (who hasn't tried any of this stuff yet)