Chinese Whispers

Come 'ere, I've got something to tell you,
It's about that new guy, you know, Jonny Bellview,
He's not qualified to do that job, he faked his CV
Go and tell Fred, but don't tell 'im I told you.

'Ere Fred, come listen to this,
I've some juicy goss 'bout new guy in t' office,
I've been informed that he lied on his papers,
Go and tell June, she'd love to know this.

Come 'ere June, I've got a nugget,
About t' new guy Jonny - it were Dave who dug it,
There were some lies 'bout in him daily papers,
Go and tell Fiona, and don't let her duck it.

Fiona, Fiona, guess what I know,
About that new guy in the department below,
The papers lied about him - he's really quite nice,
Now go and tell Steve - it's a seed - go and sow.

Pssst! Steve, get over here,
There's talk going round and it's getting in gear,
That new guy Jonny - he's a brilliant guy,
Now go and tell Saffron, and don't you lie!

Oi! Saff, leave your tea for now,
I've got some info - it's true, I vow,
That that Jonny bloke is an employers delight,
Go and tell...that guy there - as much as your mouth can allow.

'Ere...whateveryournameis - come over 'ere
There's something that I happened to overhear,
That Jonny Bellview is simply the best,
Now go and tell someone who's relatively near.

Hmm...so they think I'm fantastic,
Soon I won't need to wear shoes that are plastic,
With a pay rise in one month, and a promotion in two,
The budget for my kids will be simply elastic...