Cocksucker!

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at
her.

She asks him why is he staring, and he replies, "I have a question to
ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun suck me off."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

1. You have to be single, and
2. You must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I am single, and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."
He does, and the nun fulfils his fantasy...

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his
eyes out. "My dear child, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess-I'm
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin, and I'm on my way to a
Halloween Party."