Trisha Trousseau: Rebooted 2

Barack Obama: WE ARE ALL GATHERED HERE TONIGHT IN AN ATTEMPT TO SOLVE THE LABOR PROBLEM IN THE UNITED STATES. IN AN ATTEMPT TO ACHIEVE EQUALITY AMONG THE LEADERS OF THE ECONOMIC WORLD AND THE LEADERS OF THE HIGH TECH WORLD, WE WILL TURN OFF THE LIGHTS TO INSURE FAIRNESS AMONG ALL PARTIES HERE. (Lights turn off).

Internal speech of those present:

1. (I can't speak to people with IQ's less than 150. He's the President though. I need to dumb it down for him. I'll manipulate the statistics to favor his way of thinking. European-Chinese Marxist.)

2. (My mentor is here. I wonder where I left my cellphone. Is it in the oven? What'll I cook for my kids? Oh, I have a chef. I wonder what TT is thinking?)

3. (dboktwagtwwbianciwfhl? Translation. Does Barack Obama know that we are going to go to war with both Iraq and North Korea if we follow his logic? The shortest distance between 2 points is a line and it is always filled with idiots.)

4. (I shouldn't have killed Gabriel. 2 Asians have clout. Buckley Jr. was a British spy. He certainly was not a Catholic. I could open a jewelry store.)

5. (I pray to God that he reveal the truth to me. I can't remember anything. Who am I? Where am I?)

WE ARE ALL CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES AS WELL AS THE WORLD. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS YOUR OPINIONS.