My Corona
By ice rivers
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I've upgraded from coffin to coughing but still feeling under par which is much better than my golf game. If I'm in China now, I'm quarantined. I had my flu shot and pneumonia vaccine. Some might say that they didn't work. Others might say that they're saving my life even as I type and wheeze and sneeze and handi-wipe the keyboard.
As I recover, I'm trying to figure out which theory about Corona that I hate the most. Here are the current contenders; 1) China purposely initiated it as revenge for trade wars 2) Trump says it's no big deal and we can expect a miracle any day now 3) the media has created a panic in an attempt to drive down the stock market and cost Trump the election 4) somehow the Baby Boomers are responsible for this and every other turble thing that happens in America 5) the virus is much worse and far deadlier than we have been told in an attempt to reduce the tendency to panic like drunken punks at a Guns and Roses concert 6) Bill Gates has already patented the cure and is just waiting for maximum monetization 7) Mike Pence is now in charge of combatting the virus in America and he has a direct line to God. Those are the top 7 lies/truths/theories/conspiracies etc at the moment but a new one should emerge any zecond now and might involve Godzirra, Bezos, Brexit or Elvis.
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