Sloppy

I slop around because I am sloppy. Sloppy as a poppy as I always say. In it to win it. Round for a pound. Dizzy as a lizzie. That's a lizard in case you were wondering.

I go to my chair bear and turn on the tellywelly. I like the shopping channels. I am popping for my shopping. You can buy things you never knew you wanted. When the things arrive I can't even remember ordering them. I never know whether they've sent the right ones. I usually send them back or put them in the spare room. I just like the shopping bit. Did I say I'm popping for shopping? Well, I am. I hop like a bunny to spend my money.

I am sloppy as a poppy, but who cares? I am happy as a pappy.