NO children... a "How To"

How to NOT have kids

1) Get REALLY involved with yourself
2) Forget about what other people want
3) Buy a nice new vehicle
4) Pick up some new hobbies
5) Go back to school
6) Tell yourself that you're not that old
7) Do things that make you feel young
8) Buy children's toys, for yourself
9) Pretend that other people's kids are better
10) Spoil your friend's kids
11) Consult your budget and make sure you can't afford them
12) Stay on the pill-it keeps your skin clearer
13) Embrace your independence
14) Baby-sit more
15) Adopt a kitty
16) Go on LOTS of road trips
17) Continue to take Prozac
18) See your shrink more
19) Smoke another joint
20) Forget about tomorrow