THINK PINK

Original Quote:

"I'm having purse issues right now. It's always something, right? I
dragged Mary along through aisles and aisles of purses in the mall last
week, and didn't find a single one I liked (that's what I get for going
shopping while I'm PMSing). She finally just laughed and said I'd have
to go shopping by myself next time I wanted to buy a purse. Well, the
other day we're in Wal-Mart and I see one I think I'd like. I buy it,
get it home, and use it for a few days and HATE IT. I took it back
today and looked for another one. Couldn't find anything I liked. Do
you think this is God or the heavens or whatever telling me to just
carry a wallet?" --Roberta Hiner

Response:

Purses are a lot like pussies
They really have to be a good fit
Some are salmon,
corral, mocha, or cherry red.
Some fuzzy and others smooth as soft pink suede.

Sometimes you'd like to get a new pussy
but you think, this is my trusted purse
Everything fits inside of it
I know where all the pockets are located
and it's nice and worn.

Pussies are fun to shop for, but finding the right one can be VERY
frustrating!
Just when you think you've found the perfect purse, it gives you
attitude.
You start to second-guess yourself, and decide that you want to return
it &;#8230;
You plead with the cashier, "This is not the right pussy for me, I've
made a mistake!"
But you didn't keep your receipt&;#8230; NO REFUND allowed!

Sometimes you become quite comfortable with your purse.
It becomes an extension of your shoulder, you take it everywhere with
you.
You clean it out regularly, getting rid of all the bullshit that has
accumulated.
Often times, you find yourself rifling through it seeking something
lost
&;#8230; and the joy when you find that special something deep
down at the very
bottom Climax!

Unfortunately, when pussies have gotten old
they're traded in for new models--
a shinier pink patent leather
a tighter stitch, an upgrade to first class
It's still the same purse, but a little worse for wear.

I guess that you could say that I have purse issues
One day I'm happy with it, the next day I'm not
But, as my lover would tell you--
Ignore what I say,
It's simply my PMS talking today.