How to Pick Up Women

&;#65279;The following is an excerpt from
J. H. McKenna's 1978 book

At least a hundred times a day men ask me the same
question; "John, how do I get women into bed?" It's a
daunting task, to say the least, but they do have an Achilles
heel. Okay, I'm gonna be the first to say it: women love to be
treated like dirt. It is only through shame and a poor sense of
self worth that they submit to sex. This is your in and it must
be exploited to the full. It must appear you are doing them a
favor by sleeping by them. Once their esteem is sufficiently
smothered they will see you in a different and more favorable
light. Her brain will release a chemical which lowers her
standards. She will think she could never get a man better
than you and she will resign herself to that fate.
Most important of all is the post sexual follow-up.
Never, I repeat, never call less than three weeks after the first
coupling. This is where so many men make a mistake. A
call from you in the first week, or god forbid, the next day,
will erase all the work from the previous encounter. She will
begin to think of herself as a human being again and guess
what that means? Back to madam palm and her five sisters.
I know what your thinking; "I get that, John, but how do I
actually make her feel like dirt to begin with?" The answer is
simple. There are three main areas you must attack.

Physical appearance - You must find a flaw in her looks
and casually bring it up.

Example - If she has an ample backside you
might try the following:

"Are those Gloria Vanderbuilts or
Gloria Peterbuilts?"

or

"What are you doing, smuggling
hams?"

or

"Jesus, you have a fat ass!"

Clothing - Women put a great deal of effort
into their clothing, which makes
this a prime stalking ground.

Example - Pick an article of clothing she is
wearing, it doesn't matter what,
and try one of the following:

"Whoa, hello 1974!"

or

"I hear these are coming back -
someday"

or

"My aunt was buried in a jacket
just like that"

Personality - This is a more advanced aspect. It
requires preliminary conversation,
which can be trying, but sometimes
it's your last line of defense.

Example - If she laughs a lot try one of these:

"You know, too much laughing is
a sign of excessive masturbation "

or

" My sister use to laugh a lot too,
she's dead now"

or

"Are trying to distract me from
your fart?"

Try some of these and if you are still having
difficulties read chapter eleven "Fat Chicks: Fish in a Barrel".