B- Cockney Rhyming Slang Poem

Cock and Hen on a friday night,
Would you Adam and Eve the height of the white.

A Leo Sayer during the day,
Or to your Uncle Ted to delay the sway.

The Gay and Hearty is Harry Kewell,
Bob Hope, Rum and Coke rule till people drool.

Sausage and Mash run out, Jack and Jills turn straight,
Your Loaf just hurts and you're Two and Eight.