MASSAGE PARLOUR

He went to a massage parlour.
She wasn't dressed innocently.
She took his clothes off and said,
"You'll get a good one from me!"

"A good what exactly?" he said.
"A good massage!" she replied.
"Is that all I'll get?" he asked her.
"Yes, that's all you'll get!" she sighed.

"How disappointing," he said,
"That's not any good to me.
Where are your manners?
Surely you should offer me coffee?"

Around 2002