NOBODY LOVES ME

Nobody loves me.

Oh, what will I do?

I'll have myself a beer.

Actually, I'll have two.



Nobody loves me.

What sadness is this?

I'd better get consoled,

By some nice flavoured crisps.



Nobody loves me.

What a sorry case.

I shall sweeten it up;

As chocolate feeds my face.



Hang on a moment,

Someone does love me;

The owner of the shop,

Where I waste my money.