WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

By alp

Fri, 14 Oct 2005
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"What do you want for Christmas this year?"

"Some underwear that's not too dodgy,
Chocolate Oranges, some nice perfume,
A dress that's sexy but not sleazy,

Shower gel, body sprays, good CDs,
A silver necklace and diamond ring."

"I said what do you want for Christmas,
Not for a shop you'll be opening."

14 October 2005

Certificate PG
Poem
Humour