A Habit

leanne got this rampant rabbit and she became addicted to
masturbation. It's a habit I picked up last spring when I found this
real feel cyberskin pussy for 30 quid during a trip to Amsterdam. I
couldn't put the thing down and I stopped doing stuff like going out
down town drinking and here I was thinking how lucky I am. Leanne hit
the hard stuff after starting with a rub my duckie bath time pal and
she spent hours exploring her muff in the confines of the loo and it
only took a couple of weeks before she was hooked and the normal things
you do like eating right, going to work and getting a good nights sleep
go to pot as you lie there and prepare the lube and heat up the flesh
of this new pleasure trip you've got. Leanne said that no man on this
earth could ever give her the joy she had found nor even the girth of
this cock and it was worth every pound she spent oh! This 21st century
toy! But her social life had taken a beating and she found that what
had been an hours play had turned to a day in bed and she'd started
treating this occasional friend like a real lover and she'd lie it next
to her on a velvet pillow every night instead of in a box in the drawer
like most girls do with their cocks. She called me up on friday and
asked me round in the knowledge that this habit she'd found in this
rampantly rogering rabbit was similar to the problem I had with my real
feel pussy last year. She said "here - take it away," with the idea
that with no temptation to play or anything to rouse her poorly red
twat she'd kick the habit for good. (Call it masturbation
rehabilitation if you will it's not very recognised in society but it
is a REAL social ill) anyway - she did and it would have been rewarding
for me too if I'd not slid the goddamn thing up my butt on August Bank
Holiday weekend and what started as a pretty good idea has now turned
me onto a new habit for sticking things up my rear end and that fucking
rabbit my friend gave me is constantly up my crack. Same old thing you
do a favour for a friend and you end up getting shafted in the arse.
I'm gonna call her and tell her she can have the fucker back.