Chain Letter

Please don't send it to me
I beg of you, I plead of you
Don't do this to me.

So you mean to say?.?
I will loose all my blessings,
?.and I'm not a good Christian,
if I don't forward this right away?

Okay.

So if I forward this to 7 more of my friends
The poverty, drama, and stress troubling my life
Will miraculously come to and end?

AND THE PRESIDENT OF MICROSOFT,
TRULY PROMISED TO PAY
A DOLLAR FOR EACH MESSAGE I RUN OFF?

Well dang! How did they get my address?

Oh Wait! And my personal favorite!
I will meet the love of my life
But my first task, give this chain letter some merit

Am I thirteen again, back in Jr. High School?
Chain letters have found a new medium
and the 'Internet' is its tool.

Please, step AWAY from the computer.
PLEASE DON'T SEND ME THE CHAIN LETTER!
For the safety of your own future