Bozos' Bosons by J.B. Pravda
The elaborate planning all complete, the internationally eclectic group
of strangely shod, bowtie and suspender-wearing, baggy-trousered
particle physicists anxiously awaited the results of their most
ambitious particle accelerator experiment to date: the hoped-for
isolation and photographic capture of the storied 'boson', the missing
elemental piece of the subatomic riddle of all time: exactly what kind
of BOZO was responsible for this Universe?