Cut to the chaste

Cut to the Chaste! By J.B. Pravda

As his swarthy cavalrymen brandished their razor-sharp scimitars
glistening in the Sun, hacking their way through maille-enshrouded
Crusader infidels a sudden lust engorged the loins of Wayhid the
Wanderer who, in but contemplating his imminent infidelity toward his
fourteen wives with the virginal daughters of his enemies,
deep-throatedly shrieked: "Cut to the chaste!"