Holy Sontanned Left arm...
Holy Sun-Tanned Left Forearm, or, 'How's My Driving?' by J.B.
The Brotherhood of Overland Haulers annual convention packed the
convention hall to hear a special guest, the beloved Father O'Hanley,
himself a former trucker, who had just been awarded a MacArthur Prize
for his discoveries in Biblical Archaeology; a hush fell over the
throng as he began to read from an ancient scroll: "And it came to pass
in those days that a young carpenter of the House of Joseph was wont to
make deliveries of items; on one such occasion, a very large crowd had
gathered to witness the miracles that seemed to accompany him: as the
young man began unloading an especially heavy piece, the people were in
awe of the handtruck he used to do so, not to mention the powerful
hydraulic ramp of the eighteen wheeler."