Illation, Tit

Titillation by J.B. Pravda

Insalubrious as was the moment to his reputation, Spike Buxxum was so
enthralled by the failure of the chesty young woman's blouse to contain
her mammary endowment, he deftly undertook to fondle both entrants in
his psyche's 'best breast' contest, inattentive to the embarrassingly
material proposition that he had been summoned as a last minute
substitute judge in the regional transgender 'Miz-ster America'
contest.