Wanted ad

Wanted Ad by J.B. Pravda

Ever-watchful to stay ahead of the pack-----in this field, a viciously
upward-spiraling curve of cravenness-----the Cult of the Glowing
Midnight*, an obscure cabal of nihilistic nincompoops were overjoyed
that their recent advertisement in its hometown Warsaw periodicals had
borne such fruitful numbers: "WANTED!!!!!!Men &; Women of Anarchy
&; Her Sisters-------Boredom, Anger, Pettiness, Revenge: Now, for a
limited time, You can be a part of [for a limited time, like we said
before in another context altogether] the fastest growing low-risk
organization of its kind; Sure you will likely be killed or maimed but,
if you are not completely satisfied with the Venting &; Related
Feelings of Release [including, but not limited to, your endlessly
desperate existence in this World of Pain]you will be returned to the
World, No Questions Asked, or your Money Back, whichever is possible!!"
*(This very hip seemingly paradoxical cultish name---based on the
pyrotechnic effects, of which YOU will be an integral part, associated
with most assignments, late at night-----will appear on a satin-style
jacket of our design free if you act now!)