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What is it with Beards &; Terror? By J.B. Pravda

In a stunningly candid set of revelations, the bearded unblinking
terrorist leader allowed as how it was Woody Allen who, in his seminal
role as the hirsute Latin American revolutionary, then pining after the
facial hair afflicted Louise Lasser, served as his role model; further
disclosures indicated that his fan worship was complete when Allen,
whose Jewish humor he insisted he truly dug, took as his bride an
Oriental remnant: this led to his empire-building, replete with
populating the world with really hairy ugly children who would lurk in
a chain of expansive caves and caverns worldwide.