Zis is Purple Prose

Purple Prose Suck-Up by J.B. Pravda

The dark knight stormed the redoubt, as though having no doubt of the
rightness of his cause: to win favor with the great Doyenne of St.
Jose's (w)ri(t)(d)ing program, perhaps finally to be recognized for the
superb (w)ri(t)(d)er of the purple rag(e) he so strived to be, going
thence on to even more Parnassian heights, with a possible Silicon
Valley estate, yes&;#8230;.. and a video game deal featuring him and
his exploits, with heavy creative input and front-end distribution
points above the line.