Welcome to the Andrew
By Andrew Spigby
Tue, 25 Jun 2013
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Welcome to the Andrew,
Once a place of wonder,
Ridden with scum,
Cum,
Used chewing gum,
A dump it has become,
Like a Farage possessed rectum,
Welcome to the Andrew.
Skids on the toilet bowl,
Sewer troll,
Glory hole,
The dangly bits on toilet roll,
Swallowed whole,
Welcome to the Andrew,
Hallucination, on the pill,
Going downhill,
BP oil spill,
Potholes, pneumatic drill,
Testes upon the grill,
Welcome to the Andrew,
Only blowjobs remain,
Scattered cumstains,
Cocaine,
Upchucked like uncooked chow mein,
So join our restoration campaign,
To return the Andrew,
To it's original state,
Welcome to the Andrew
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