Hello...

"Hello?
What have we here?"
(A Leslie Phillips come on)

"'Ello, 'ello,'ello?
Wot 'ave we 'ere?"
(Reason to feel guilty)

"Bonjour?
Qu'est-ce que c'est?"
(An eclair, please...)

"Gutentag?
Was ist das?"
(Just a taser, sir...)

"Hello?
I was wondering..."
(Goodbye)