Dumplings

TURD DUMPLINGS

Tolerance has never been a problem to me
Not whilst I live alone
When my home is overrun with vermin
Then some ground rules must be observed
1) No grating carrots whilst I watch tv with your skinny little butt
going up and down and your dumpling on top like a great turd smelling
of marmite and yeast infection the same every evening.
2) No more paintings of your genitalia
3) No more veganism when you have butchered your own cat alive and
turned him into a fat eunuch.
4) No more pretentious bullshit over the phone including using your
real cackling accent.
5) No more Chinese silk gowns and French fags
6) No more French silk gowns and Chinese fags
7) No more paintings of your genitalia
8) No more turd dumplings
9) No more anthromorphisising the cat
10) No more concentration camp legs
11) No more rice cakes
12) No more of your bigot dad
13) No more ethnic symbols for that is all they are
14) No more Indian ankle charms
15) No more lifts in my car
16) No more barking at the moon
17) No more rabbit pellet droppings
18) No more paintings of your genitalia
19) No more attempts to hide
20) No more doing just your plates and ignoring the rest
21) No more of your wet psuedo non-conformist conspirators
22) No more uniform
23) No more paintings of your genitalia
24) No more turd dumplings
Rules and regulations
Must be observed.