Faeries

The fairies danced and fluttered round the lovely boots, Sprinkling
their fairy dust and love.
Then all of a sudden a crowd of bandicoots,
Burst out from the heavens above.
All of the children around,
Flung open their doors and ran out.
The bandicoots fled quickly,
As the children gave an almighty shout.
The Coursework was left on the table,
Will it ever get done?
Mrs Wetton and Mrs Harris,
Cried and twiddled their thumbs.
But then our Claire had an idea,
She rushed to write it all down.
The coursework bloomed beautifully,
The teachers now wore not a frown.
Now there sat a man on the floor,
Surrounded by his mini me's.
Content with singing loudly,
Was modge happy as could be.
Meanwhile the wonderful Laura,
Was reading of fair Legolas.
She couldn't wait to see him on Sunday,
With his wig and his damn sexy ass!!!!!!!!!
The Fairies went back to their dancing,
The children to their shouting.
Modge continued her singing.
Nobody could be seen pouting.
Claire and Laura smiled happily,
As they tried very hard to be witty,
With fairies and boots, coursework and men,
All in this little ditty.